Just a Fatal Attraction #3: §.50 Ring


Rogue was just returning home when she found someone standing at her door, fist raised to knock on her door. Remember stranger danger, girl! ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

Well, I suppose if we listen to what he has to say, maybe he will be a good contender for partner number two! Hey, Rogue, ask ’em what his job is. See if he makes bank [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅ )̲̅$̲̅]

Unemployed?

Unemployed??

UNEMPLOYED?

Oh hell nah, girl, send him away and get your boo over. We need to propose. And while you’re there, call and have that autograph authenticated.

Noice [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅ )̲̅$̲̅]

Now do a little schmoozing and put a ring on it.

I wonder if she’ll notice that the ring is just cheap metal and plastic that we got out of the fifty simoleon machine hmm

Oh wow, she actually likes it! She accepted the proposal, we are so in (☞゚∀゚)☞

Aww, if I wasn’t so cynical I’d think that was cute as fuck.

But I am cynical and I think it’s disgusting =D

Really, Rogue, you’re laying it on too thick. She’s totally gonna know that something’s up sheesh


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